walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"
impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s
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sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
"BILLY NO"

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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phoenixface:

have a wonderful autumn season

spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

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stonedbabygirl:

bff selfies
+ 115500
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beastboy:

chameleons have such cute hands

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look they’re like little mittens

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vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
mantispiercing:

I’m so thrilled to have done this double conch today with the brand new turquoise and 18k gold moon from #anatometal ! #safepiercing @safepiercing @anatometalinc #piercermemes #piercing #piercingideas
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