Stefon's many midget jokes
- Stefon:Human fire hydrants.
- Seth:What is a human fire hydrant?
- Stefon:You know it's that thing when high-waisted midgets have the red pants and the big ass.
- Stefon:A party room filled with human bathmats.
- Seth:What is a human bathmat?
- Stefon:It's that thing of when like midgets have dreadlocks and lay face down on the floor.
- Stefon:And a human parking cone!
- Seth:What's a human parking cone?
- Stefon:It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
- Stefon:No like human suitcases.
- Seth:What is a human suitcase?
- Stefon:It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
- Stefon:And bond while flying a human kite.
- Seth:What is a human kite?
- Stefon:It's that thing where you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
- Stefon:Human fire extinguishers.
- Seth:What is a human fire extinguisher?
- Stefon:It's that thing of when a thin midget paints himself red and then chews alka seltzer until foam shoots out his mouth.
- Stefon:A human boombox.
- Seth:What's a human boombox?
- Stefon:It's that thing of when you carry a midget over your shoulder while he sings gangsta rap.
- Stefon:Hoombas.
- Seth:Hoombas?
- Stefon:Human roombas.
- Seth:What's a human roomba?
- Stefon:It's that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor eating garbage.
- Stefon:A hearty salute and a human R2D2.
- Seth:I'm sorry, for those of us who don't know, what is a human R2D2?
- Stefon:It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates dials a speaker phone and you put a garbage can over their head.
If I could make a living out of loving you, I’d be a millionaire in a week or two.
- i get walked into in the hall:sorry
- i get knocked and drop my books:sorry
- i get pushed against the wall:sorry
- i get pushed down a couple of stairs:sorry
- i get pushed out the window:sorry
- i get run over by a car:sorry
- i get murdered:sorry
I’m in such a weird mood right now. I don’t even know how I feel.
“if i met you in real life…” finish it in my ask.
