mihacambiatainamore:


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howidiotic:

when people play things out loud rather than wearing headphones

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dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
0rient-express:

Sognando l'Alto Adige | by Cristina.
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megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

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seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

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deadgilberts:

the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class. 

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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

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